A little cup of humor this Thursday morning ...
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Jackets won 4-3 last night in Chicago. From what I've read and heard, it was a rousing game, and apparently Jared Boll is Clubber Lang on skates. It makes me very sad that it wasn't broadcast anywhere, and I was only able to listen to the 3rd period on the radio.
Anyway, as I was checking my mail before going to bed last night, I got an automatic e-mail from the NHL Hockey Jobs Board that they send out whenever something pops up with one of the teams, or the league offices:
Hey, awesome! The Blue Jackets are looking for a new Human Resources Assistant! I should get my resume out right no-- ... hey, wait a minute. What's this? Camera three, zoom in over to the right.
No, no. I said right! More right!
Just a little bit more ...
... ... ...
The truth's revealed, folks. The NHL is -- and every team are -- all just a front for COBRA's takeover of the world.
My nostalgia and joke quota for the month is taken care of now. Next update on Saturday evening!
Anyway, as I was checking my mail before going to bed last night, I got an automatic e-mail from the NHL Hockey Jobs Board that they send out whenever something pops up with one of the teams, or the league offices:
Hey, awesome! The Blue Jackets are looking for a new Human Resources Assistant! I should get my resume out right no-- ... hey, wait a minute. What's this? Camera three, zoom in over to the right.
No, no. I said right! More right!
Just a little bit more ...
... ... ...
The truth's revealed, folks. The NHL is -- and every team are -- all just a front for COBRA's takeover of the world.
My nostalgia and joke quota for the month is taken care of now. Next update on Saturday evening!
Labels: CBJ Players, insanity, Jared Boll
